Middle Age Rap

Entered on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:22:02 -0600 | Burn belly fat

Ellen Degeneres or Oprah Whimphrey should sponser us!Here's the lyrics to the rap...Middle Age Rap Well hello friends You can call me HallbeMy real names BenAnd now I'm feeling ballsy So, here's a little jig I'd like to put on tapJust a song in headIt's called the middle age rap I know it sounds cheesyBut life's not easyI've got to get in shapeBefore it's too late Well here's a few thingsYou got to know for sureMy diets too richAnd my health is poor I've made some stridesAnd I've told some liesBut now it's timeTo get myself in line Here's a little factAnd I'm not joking'Bout nine months agoI gave up smoking!

Author: hallbe
Keywords: Middle age rap weight loss Youtube challenge ellen degeneres oprah whimphrey
Added: February 5, 2008

Who wants to join me?I think we should do this as a youtube challenge.

I need to lose weight! I feel a little betterBut still under the weatherBecause I've packed on the poundsAnd I've downed a few rounds Now my blood pressure's upWith my cholesterolAnd my pants don't fitI got to wear big and tall! So here's my pleaTo the youtube viewerDon't leave me stranded Like a big fat loser So come and join me In my questTo get in shapeBe at our best Call on Ellen And Oprah tooAsk 'em to sponserYou know who Now's the time Just get in the lineGrab your cupAnd belly up Step up to batLet's lose this fat!Join me for the chorusOf the middle age rap! Chorus I am 48 A perfect candidateFor heart diseaseAnd colon rectal cancer I know I'm over weightMight not look so greatI'm a big fat ranterAnd a bit of a dancer In just a short time I'll be 49And I'm starting to freakI'm running out of time So here's my wishJust let me dishBy summer 08Want to look and feel great Now just one more lineTo end this rhymeBy New years 09I'll be downright FINE! Chorus I am 48 A perfect candidateFor heart diseaseAnd colon rectal cancer I know I'm over weightMight not look so greatI'm a big fat ranterAnd a bit of a dancer In just a short time I'll be 49And I'm starting to freakI'm running out of time So here's my wishJust let me dishBy summer 08Want to look and feel great Now just one more lineTo end this rhymeBy New years 09I'll be downright FINE! So where do I startI've Just got to be smartGet down on my fatAnd sing my middle age rap! lose belly fat BMI Calculator

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